IMPORTANT VALENTINE'S DAY ANNOUNCEMENT

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Because Jet is a moron, he has handmade really crappy, completely innocent and childish Valentine's cards (For example: give me a bzz valentine cuz ur mai hunny) for every single one of the girls he's ever spoken to at some length, regardless of age or tact. Does this mean you? It probably means you. He has surreptitiously either left them somewhere he knows they'd wander to, or had them delivered by a third-party.

Feel free to find him later to backhand him.