Curse you captchatron!!

[nosenolimits]

[Continuations for Megatron/Jet/Jade/your mom, new and old!]

Comments

[ihulk]

It's better in Camp than some other places.

[nosenolimits]

That's true, but I betcha some other places don't randomly turn into swamps. Not a complaint, just a statement.

[ihulk]

Most don't. And it's hardly perfect, but you'd be hard-pressed to find a perfect utopian society anywhere. It's preferable because it has basic necessities like food, water, and shelter.

[nosenolimits]

So how are your socks holdin' up?

[ihulk]

[looks down at soggy shoes]

They're not. I'll have to invest in rain boots at this rate.

[nosenolimits]

Ain't that just the worst?

[ihulk]

I'm going to go through too many pairs of shoes at this rate. How do people live in swamps?

[nosenolimits]

That's probably half the point. Y'know, pain, suffering, wet socks. The whole shebang. Admit it, this place got us good, again.

[ihulk]

Wet socks suck, but you can hardly categorize it as suffering. A different location would be nice though.

[nosenolimits]

It's all about perspective. Hey, maybe everyone'll start goin' around in little boats. Could be fun.

[ihulk]

Or maybe people will just start wearing boat shoes. I don't think we're that deep in water that we need to resort to boats. We'd get gondolas first anyway.

[nosenolimits]

Or maybe we'll wake up tomorrow and we'll be in Russia.

[ihulk]

Gross, no way. It's way too cold there. We'd all freeze to death.

[nosenolimits]

Russia's not that bad. But that's kind of the point.

[ihulk]

If Camp was trying to kill us, it would have just left us to drown in the cornfield. There wouldn't be any point to move us again.

[nosenolimits]

Why does that make an annoying amount of sense?

[ihulk]

Because it's true, duh.

[nosenolimits]

Maybe this place doesn't want as dead as much as it wants to make us wish we were dead.

[ihulk]

I think you're giving it a little too much credit.

[nosenolimits]

I like to give everyone the benefit of the doubt.

[ihulk]

It's not a person, it's a thing. Or some kind of entity. Either way you don't need to give it the benefit of the doubt.

[nosenolimits]

[laughing] Right, right.

Say, what'd you get for Christmas? Anything good?

[ihulk]

The most notable things I got were an iPad and a server.

[nosenolimits]

What, really? That's way better than what I got.

No fair.

[ihulk]

I've got connections.