Curse you captchatron!!

[nosenolimits]

[Continuations for Megatron/Jet/Jade/your mom, new and old!]

Comments

[actionpainting]

No take-backs, sorry! And all good lairs have front doors.

--and, alright, I'll admit it: Traveling Jet style is pretty cool.

[nosenolimits]

But what's the fun in knocking?

And I told ya I'd impress you.

[is this volcano safe to land on? it better be.]

[actionpainting]

Depends on how you knock!

Yeah, yeah, awesome flying powers.

[there's always a convenient edge for volcanic viewing]

[nosenolimits]

Yeah, but it's like, hey, hi, what's up, we're here to put our feet on your coffee table. Hasn't worked out too good for me the last few times I tried it.

[actionpainting]

Is this a thing with you I didn't know about? Do you regularly spend your weekends breaking into lairs full of Swedish furniture?

[nosenolimits]

Uh.

I'm just sayin' we should at least try to find a window. Y'know. For the atmosphere.

[actionpainting]

Atmosphere. Riiiight.

[nosenolimits]

... Like I said before, I know a lot of evil scientists, all right? I'm just guessin' that whoever might be up here ain't just gotta wanna invite us in for tea and those little dainty cakes with fruit on 'em.

[nosenolimits]

I made myself hungry again.

If they have a fridge, I'm raiding it. I mean, what's the harm in that, right? . . . compared to breaking. And entering.

[actionpainting]

[looks at him and laughs]

You really trust a mad scientist's food selection? What if their fridge is just full of protein shakes and ketchup bottles?

[nosenolimits]

What's wrong with ketchup? I like ketchup!

[actionpainting]

There's nothing wrong with ketchup, but you have to put it on something. That's the rule.

[nosenolimits]

Well, I'm a rulebreaker. What can I say.

[actionpainting]

Nothing you can say, really. Except that this is a really interesting conversation to have at the edge of a volcano.

[nosenolimits]

Let's find ourselves a window. Or maybe a doggie door.